Bad Monday Simulator
Bad Monday Simulator

Bad Monday Simulator
๐ About Bad Monday Simulator
Bad Monday Simulator throws you into the ultimate test of survival against Sansfield, a grumpy skeleton cat who embodies the worst Monday energy imaginable. This bullet-hell simulator captures the essence of a truly bad Monday through increasingly difficult attack patterns that escalate from morning to evening phases. Master the blue/orange mechanics where you must stand still during blue attacks and keep moving during orange ones, all while collecting lasagna for healing and coffee for speed boosts. With three difficulty modes ranging from NORMAL to the brutally punishing MONDAY mode (where you have just 1 HP), this simulator perfectly captures the escalating frustration of the worst day of the week. The game's retro pixel art and snarky dialogue create an immersive experience that will test both your reflexes and your patience.
๐ Key Features of Bad Monday Simulator
Monday Ramp-Up Difficulty
Experience the progression of a bad Monday through escalating attack phases from morning to the brutal 5 PM finale
Blue/Orange Mechanics
Master the core mechanic: stand still for blue attacks, keep moving for orange attacks in this challenging simulator
Lasagna Healing System
Collect lasagna to restore health, but save them for the most difficult Monday phases where you'll need every advantage
Multiple Difficulty Modes
Choose from NORMAL, HARD, or the ultimate MONDAY mode that simulates the worst possible start to your week
๐ฎ How to Play Bad Monday Simulator
Move Your SOUL
Use arrow keys to navigate your SOUL through Sansfield's bullet patterns in this intense simulator
Color-Coded Dodging
Stand completely still when blue attacks appear, but keep moving constantly during orange attack phases
Collect Power-ups
Grab lasagna to heal damage and coffee to temporarily boost your movement speed during difficult Monday phases
Survive the Phases
Endure through morning, afternoon, and evening attack patterns that simulate the progression of a bad Monday
๐ก Tips for Mastering Bad Monday Simulator
Save Lasagna for 5 PM
Hoard your lasagna pickups for the brutal final phase when the Monday simulator becomes most challenging
Master Movement Patterns
Learn to smoothly transition between standing still and constant movement to handle the blue/orange mechanics
Coffee Timing
Use coffee speed boosts during the most complex attack patterns to make this bad Monday more manageable
Practice MONDAY Mode
Start with NORMAL difficulty before attempting MONDAY mode, where one hit ends your simulator run